After I finished my test, I left the class room feeling like I was missing something.. I got home and realized that I had left my IQ there.That just gives me an excuse to be reckless this weekend. :D
So I was trying to clean my room, and somehow I ended up on the internet, strange how that happens.. Agreed?
Yes I’m wearing a snow hat from Salzburg and sunglasses… i’m weird, but very proud. Why be normal, besides, WHAT is normal anyways?
Is it really only Wednesday? I feel like it is at LEAST Thursday. Ugh.
P.S.- Despite life’s many choices, I think that it is going to be alright.
I am so blessed to wake up to the above picture and fall asleep to the one below it.
Today was a fantastic day.
Look what I finished today.
Yes, I ate the whole thing by myself. It was super yummy!
Why did I eat this?
I have no idea, I just have an obsession for sugar. It is love.
Today was a good chill day. I stayed in my pajamas as much as possible! I love life! :)
Oh doctors office, what a variety of stories you have…
Yesterday my mom took me to the doctor because of a simple cough I’ve had since.. oh, march. And the day I go just happens to be two days after I got a concussion and the day I come down with a cold. What my luck huh?
Hmm well let’s see.. this is a blog thing right, so that means I can put whatever crap on here I want and you have the choice of reading it huh. Interesting..
Well. Today I was sick. And the only reason I went to school was because I had to play in chapel and first A day chapel of the year, yes I need to go! Do I regret going? NO of course not it was an amazing day. New lights, new projector, new attitude. Lets GO!
Hmmm yeah I turned in my citation appeal form… I think that guy has it out for me now, he made me circle the island in the parking lot today instead of passing through, while the car behind me proceeded to yell at him for not letting them pass through. Ya see I’m not the only one who thinks your a douche, DOUCHE!
I’m not going to school tomorrow.
(I promise I’ll give you a real name later)
It occurred to me… well let me tell you the story..
The other day Loretta asked me to bring my ukulele to school so she could ask someone to sadies via serenading. Then I realized… ok.. I have a ukulele.. do i ever play it… no.. FAIL. So I learned a quick four chord song so I’d at least know something if anybody asked me to play so I would not be totally clueless.
I just wanted to say I’m sorry for ignoring your presence for an oh so long time. So tonight, it is going to be me and you and after dinner you and your four handsome strings can watch movies with my little sister and I while I babysit her. Romantic eh? Maybe I’ll even make popcorn!
And even though in a few days you’ll probably be placed back in your corner to collect dust, but know that even when I’ll playing other instruments, I still love you and think you are awesome and equally as fun maybe one day I’ll buy you a friend to share your corner with. I’m sorry.
Just always know, I’m yours and thank you for not failing me, even when I have failed you. <3
Love, Emily (Your friend… unlike mr. security guard whose name I will not mention)
Dear valley security officer whose name I will not mention,
Let me first start off with the fact that I really want to have a verbal argument with you at the moment, but that I would like to discuss this in a calm reasonable manner. If you are going to yell at me (again), then well.. I might as well just yell at you back with my belting voice I use when I sing Lady Gaga in the shower. I’ll leave you speechless, really.
Okay, so first of all… please don’t scream at me to stop after I’m already driving over the crosswalk, and jumping in front of my car is not going to help me either… dude. And don’t you tell me to come back after I was already past the cross walk.. like.. do you want me to reverse in the middle of traffic?! And no way in hell am I going around the hill again.. CRAZY MUCH?!
Oh… Ya, also flailing your arms at me doesn’t really explain what you wanted me to do either… so sorry for bouncin, but holding up the traffic would be a quite idiotic idea if you ask me.
Followed by you telling me off, I proceeded to have the worst drive home of my life… I almost ran the red light… a car came and almost side swiped me while i was waiting at a stop sign… and I almost killed two pigeons.. I mean.. YOU ALMOST KILLED TWO PIGEONS. So now you hate animals too?! Thanks for ruining my great day btw… I totally appreciate it.
THEN you decide to wait two days and then leave me a lovely present on my car today… I appreciate my citation ticket with your name on it. You must really want that $45 huh? Maybe buy you a nicer attitude with it eh?!!!
So WAIT… what did I even do again? Could you please explain cause I’m slightly, no, I’m completely confuzzled. But don’t worreh, you and the office WILL be seeing me tomorrow and you will cry… cause I know I won’t. RAWRRRR! (afraid?)
Love, Emily (I’m not your friend.)
P.S.- All my friends say that you are really mean.. I think it’s about time you lighten up and start enjoying the world before.. well before you die. :/