Today, during Easter mass, our priest opened up his sermon with this…
"There was a man who traveled to Israel with his wife.
During their trip, his wife dies.
He has two options.
He can pay five thousand dollars to have his wife shipped back home to be buried.
Or he could have her buried there in Israel for only a hundred fifty dollars.
He decided to pay the five thousand dollars.
Then everyone asked him, “Why not just have her buried here, it is the Holy land after all.”
He then told them, “I heard that people buried here raise from the dead…..” “
LOL. My favorite part was when the couple behind us were all, “That is terrible!!!”
The rest of us fell off our seats… is that bad?